Isaac Smith's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

     Rule number 609 If a stranger asks you to do something Don't do it.
     Rule number 27 If someone says haven't you heard it means prepare for something bad.
     Rule number 519 If someone gives you something special or anything make sure to say thank you.
     Rule number 564 Be nice to people especially if it is someone special.
     Rule number 2 Never take in a stray dog unless it has been checked out by veterinarians because it may have a disease.
     Rule number 98 If someone is being mean to you that means be prepared you are in for a long night.
     Rule number 333 If someone says that they are gone that means gone=Dead
     Rule number 600 Do not make fun of anyone bad things will happen
   

The masters of jazz

        We have Eddie Freddy Junior playing the fiddle.  We have Carlos Big shot Fredricson playing the trumpet.  Our band has Kevin Sleepy Henderson playing the saxophone.  We have Thomas Bone Cello playing the drums.  Finally we have Kenny Ready Penny playing the piano.     
                              Be there One Night Only in New York City from 6:00 to 10:00 to see the Masters of New Jazz.  

Prized Posessions

     My number one possession is my book over my great-great-great-great-great grandma and grandpa to my mom and dad.  It is the only book in my family that is about my family.  My dad got it when he was a kid and gave it to me.  Number two is my scrap book.  It has all my memories stored in one book.  It has pictures of my brother Carter as a baby.  My grandma gave it to me when I was 7.  # Three is my baby videos of me.  They show me what I looked like back then.  They showed me what Japan looked like.  I found it when my mom gave it to me for my birthday.  #4 Is my gold necklace.  It has my name on it.  We got it in Japan.  My mom and dad said I could not have it until I graduate from high school.   

Bud's letter to the home

     Dear Mrs. Casework 
                    The Amos family does not care about me at all.  They make me sleep in the shed with hornets in the shed.  The only son they care about is that weirdo Todd.  Todd punches me in the face and teats me like a dog.  His mom will believe anything Todd says so he just lies when he gets in trouble so they think he is perfect.  Todd acts really sick so he gets me in trouble and then he turns into a chatter box as soon as he has the chance.  They made me apologize to Todd and hid my suitcase underneath the counter. So I picked up the shotgun and I realized it was to dangerous so I picked up a glass of water and poured a glass of water on him and yup he went on his sheet.  
             Sincerely, Bud

Bud, Not Buddy Prediction

     There might be someone named Bud and people keep calling him Buddy.  Someone might be named Bugs.  They are African Americans.  Some of them might go on a train.   They might be jazz players.  Some of them might be going away.  It takes place in the 1930's.     

The Watsons Go to Birmingham-1963 prediction

               I think the Watsons go to Birmingham in 1963.  I think there last name is Watson.  I think they have 3 children.  They might be African Americans.  I believe that they have 5 people in their family.  It looks like they have 2 brothers and 1 sister. 

                                                                        

Chapters 5-6

     Chapter 5
                       Claudia and Jamie went to eat breakfast after they ate breakfast they went to the laundromat to get their underwear washed and other clothes.  They went to the library to see if the angel was made by Michelangelo.  Claudia said that Jamie shouldn't eat that chocolate on the counter because it might be poisoned.  They took a bath in the fountain of the restaurant.  They found coins at the bottom and got as many coins as they could they got $2.79.  They felt a little homesick when they got back to the bed.    
            Chapter 6 

                                They saw beer on the statue someone spilled beer on the top of it.  They found a letter M on the angel.  They went to the library to see what the mark was.  They found out that it was by Michelangelo and wrote a letter to the museum.  The guard got very few complaints that day.    
                                    
                                                              The End by Isaac. D. Smith

Chapters 3-4

Chapter 3   
      Jamie decided that he was going to take the first step as a treasurer by saying we will walk from here to the museum. They thought New york city was a great place to hide because nobody payed any attention to you.   Nearly a quarter of a million people visited the museum from Kansas and from England were they have lots of museums.   Claudia hid in the women's bathroom Jamie hid in the men's bathroom they would stay on top of the toilet so the night watchmen wouldn't find them.  
Chapter 4
          Jamie and Claudia went to buy breakfast in the morning.    They washed their hair and brushed their teeth.  Claudia and Jamie wanted to study everything in the museum. But Claudia did not know that their were over 360'000'000 paintings in the museum.  They hid all their stuff under drawer's and stuff like that.           

Chapters 1-2

Chapter 1 
     Claudia knew she could never pull of a old fashioned way of running away.   She wonted to run away to the metropolitan museum of of art in New York City.  She chose Jamie the second youngest of her three brothers.  He could count on him to be quiet for a while.  Claudia's allowance was so small it took her more than three weeks to by hot fudge.   Claudia got five cents taken out of her account if she broke the household rules.  Claudia's hot fudge expenses were forty cents per week.  Jamie played this card game with a friend named Bruce.  However gets the most cards by Friday gets money.       Chapter 2          Jamie found a list of instructions underneath his pillow . He tried eating it but that turned his teeth blue.  So he just tore it up and threw it in the trash.  They sneaked up  on the bus got on and never got off of the bus.  They sneaked out of the bus and went to the train station.                      The End               



By Isaac Smith